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Dead Man Shows Up At Own Funeral

from Bland by Ultimate Bastard

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Blessed be your stinking corpse
We gather round this wooden box
To grieve, to cry, to eat steak pie
To-OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S ALIIIIVE!!!

How dare you! You monster, you liar, you bastard!
You impudent, death-faking cunt!
How the fuck could you do this to us?!
How the fuck could you do this to us?!

The church, the congregation, invitations to the wake
I had to pay for a buffet but you woke up and ruined the day

Fuck that, I'm raging, he can't get away with this
Thought he was gone but the bastard was faking it
Best part of five hundred quid on arranging this
Get back in that coffin now!

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from Bland, released April 14, 2017

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