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Gustav
00:56
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I'm your favourite altar boy
Spastic limb or gay fuck toy
Curl one off upon my chest
Father Flanagan is the best
Forgive me for I have sinned
Picking scabs off fatboy's tits
Mashed up boiled eggs in my pants
Amen...
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Ya Fuckin' Box
00:58
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Fifty Prick Pileup
00:34
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Ballard Berkeley's lost it
Lying smeared with shit
Whistling Macarena, screaming "TITS TITS TITS"
Tried to reason with him
He hit me with a brick
He strapped me to a wheelchair
And threw me off a bridge
Now he's at the bus stop
Bazooka in his grip
Playing with his pecker, screaming "TITS TITS TITS"
Buildings smashed to rubble
Families blown to bits
Ballard Berkeley's awesome
I wish he was my dad
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Auto-Redialler
00:54
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I.B.S.
00:50
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Erotic Futon Karaoke
01:31
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Spittin' Boots
00:43
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Dodsfaahrtenscheidt
01:12
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More Than A Bunion
00:42
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Diced swede and Tramadol
I filled my pockets up
Setting off your rape alarm
So what's a chillibone?
Lighter and a petrol pump
Your maw can pick us up
Take us to the jobby shop
I lick the toilet bowl
Out my nut on acetone
Show me your nipples now
Chew the foil and spit it out
Weapons made of plasticine
Tuxedo macaroon
Tailored from the finest ham
I'll cut your kidneys out
Shouting through a megaphone
Into your letterbox
Your dog went fuckin mental
????
Tarpaulin Nazi jug
Squeeze them out and eat them up
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Ego Def Productions Glasgow, UK
Some guy in Glasgow. I like to make tunes and draw stuff.
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